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Showing posts with label indietheater. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

THE NEW SUMMER FESTIVAL THEME IS...

The new Brick Summer Festival theme trumpets the end of print media, the Haitian Earthquake and the triumphal return of Republican power to Washington.

What.

Too Soon?

From June 4th to July 3rd, 2010, The Brick Theater, Inc. proudly presents

THE TOO SOON FESTIVAL
A premature summer theater festival.

Is the future happening now? Is the world whizzing past at a dizzying pace? Are you both running to catch up and hiding away from it all? Half-baked notions, frustrated youth, uncomfortable trends, traumatic events, terrifying predictions, raw nerves and un-come-upon comeuppances will be exploited, filmed, published, performed and presented before their time at THE TOO SOON FESTIVAL. Only at The Brick.

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR AMAZING FESTIVAL NAME SUGGESTIONS! You contributed over 400 festival theme names (!) on

The festival name was inspired by Adam McGovern, who suggested "The Too-Far Festival", and by Moira Stone, who commented "Too soon?", and many others who suggested a festival name involving themes about the encroaching future. Moira and Adam will receive Full-Festival Passes.

More to be announced soon, including awards to the winner of the Most-Posted Suggestions and to 3 random posters from each of The Brick's Facebook, Twitter and Blog pages! Check back here, here and here to find out who won!

To apply for The Too Soon Festival (and many other Brick programs), please click here.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

THE BLOOD BROTHERS JUST WANT YOU TO EAT RIGHT



The Paper of Record has seen fit to pick The Brick and The Blood Brothers as a very cost-efficient and satisfying way to spend your All Hallows’ Eve goodwill, cheer, and cash.

Come closing night for a spookily fun post-show celebration and maybe gore effects-guru Stephanie Cox-Williams will let you snack on some of the props.

Buy your tix fast-like and marvel at the scary smoothness of the brothers’ heads in person!

Friday, July 17, 2009

"RAMBO SOLO" CREATOR MEETS RAMBO BOOK-O AUTHOR!



















Zachary Oberzan's Indie Theatre hit Rambo Solo took the theater world by sneak attack last year.  This Thursday,  see the movie "Flooding with Love for The Kid", which it detailed, at The Brick for free!  (8pm! RSVP now!)

And right now, read about how First Blood author David Morrell bought Zachary breakfast last week!

David Morrell Bought Me Breakfast

By Zachary Oberzan

Early this morning, David Morrell bought me breakfast.  If you had told that ten-year-old child, opening First Blood and reading for the first time, “His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid…,” that in twenty-five years, the guy who wrote this magical, tragic work of fiction would be sitting across from him chatting about books, movies, theater, Polish politics, and airplanes, he most certainly would have believed you.  Children believe in heroes, and they secretly believe in their deepest heart of hearts they will some day meet their hero.  And maybe even become their hero.

         If you happened to see Nature Theater of Oklahoma’s Rambo Solo or my one-man film Flooding with Love for The Kid, you know of my admiration, well, maybe mania is a better word, when it comes to the nov

el First Blood.  What I didn’t know, however, was that the guy who wrote this book would turn out to be a man of uncanny generosity and authenticity.  When presenting those projects there was a fear, known to many artists who borrow work, of the ominous “cease and desist” letter.

  I had wanted to contact Mr. Morrell, to share the work he inspired, but really did fear that “cease” letter.  As fate would have it, Mr. Morrell did indeed learn of these projects through the grapevine.  But to my great astonishment and joy, he was thrilled.  This is a man who enjoys sharing his work and is touched by the impact it has on other people’s lives.  That’s his bottom line.   Sure, if Stallone makes a few hundred million bucks off of Mr. Morrell’s imagination, he deserves his fee.  But if you’re a young artist in NYC who uses his work, he is flattered, supportive, and he wants to meet you.

         Mr. Morrell, who now lives in New Mexico, was in NYC to receive the International Thriller Writer’s top award for his extensive and influential body of work, and to promote his latest novel, The Shimmer.  We had made contact during the off-Broadway run of Rambo Solo, and he became a big fan of the film I made, even going so far as to promote it on his own website.  We planned to meet when he was in town.

         We met at the Grand Hyatt, wher

e he was staying.  I was very nervous, and glad to feel nervous, because that was clear proof that something important was happening to me.  That first handshake was twenty-five years in the making.  He was fit and vivacious in a way that belied his sixty-odd years.  And maybe I 

imagined it, but he was perhaps slightly nervous about meeting me.  This was one of the great qualities I discovered.  He is not at all taken by his success.  Completely down-to-earth, friendly, humble, maybe even a little shy, he does not have the ego of a man responsible for creating a literary character known the world over.  (“There are five characters from thrillers that became internationally known,” he told me.  “Sherlock Holmes, Tarzan, James Bond, Rambo, and Harry Potter.”) 


         He asked me about the progress of Rambo Solo, and I told him how well it went 

in NYC and recently in Montreal, and how the response in Europe was maybe slightly more distanced.  I chalked that up to the 100 mile an hour English that I speak during the show, as well as Europe’s relationship with the concept of Rambo, which I imagine is different than America’s.  “Have you done it yet in Poland?  Let me tell you about an experience I had.”  He was in Poland in 2001, at an event where ex-President Clinton was 

making an appearance.  Strangely though, the press was giving him a lot of attention, despite the presence of Clinton.  He asked a reporter why the fuss over him.   The answer:  Solidarity were huge Rambo fans.   “They would have rallies, and watch those Rambo films, then put on the headbands like Rambo, and go out and march.”  In the 80’s, Rambo of course was the poster-boy of anti-communism, due to Stallone’s choice of characterization.

This led me to a question I was deeply curious about, from an artist’s point of view.  I asked what it was like to create a book, and a character, and then to see that creation take off in the public’s perception in a way very different from what was initially intended.  He was very accepting of this fact, and glad to see how his work was adapted and celebrated by others.  I guess that’s why he was thrilled to learn of my little contributions. 

We talked about a lot of non-Rambo related stuff, too.  He had just received his pilot’s license a few weeks ago.  (Mr. Morrell is a self-described ‘method-actor’ when it comes to his writing.  If he’s writing about a pilot, he learns to fly.)  His zest for life truly impressed me.  How many guys at retirement age go 

out and get a pilot’s license and start flying around the country by themselves?  He answered a lot of questions I had about airports.  I learned about soft landings and short landings (the short landings are the toughest part of the license test.)  We talked a bit about his family, and a bit about my career.  We bonded over the fact that I recently departed my day job and am living an artist’s life full time.  I also learned a few things about the film industry and a writer’s relationship with it.  (Not always pretty).

As the conversation drifted back to First Blood, we discussed some of the points of the book, its qualities of Greek tragedy, and the time when he was writing it.  “I was reading Joseph Campbell at the time, The Hero with a Thousand Faces, and there’s that Jung

ian influence,” he said.  “Rambo’s journey through the cave with the bats, his emergence on a higher plain of awareness…that’s very Jungian.”

We talked for an hour and a half before he had to get to a radio interview uptown, which happened to be near my apartment.  He offered to share his cab. If he hadn’t been pressed for time, I would have loved to show him my film set.  Our conversation continued in the cab.  I learned some great facts:  In an early treatment, John Travolta was going to be a comic sidekick in Rambo II. The idea for Rambo II (Mr. Morrell wrote the subsequent novelization, but not the screenplay) came from the producer’s hunting buddy, who thought it would be great to send Rambo back to Viet Nam.   At one point, Paul Newman and Steve McQueen were considered for the roles of Teasle and Rambo, respectively, in the film First Blood.  Sylvester Stallone is lovely to meet in person.  And a suspicion of mine was confirmed: that cave scene in Cliffhanger where Sly is engulfed by a million bats was almost certainly inspired by First Blood’s bat cave episode. “Sly knows the book very well,” Mr. Morrell winked.  Not quite as well as I, though, I thought. 

Nearing our stop, I asked, “Besides my humble adaptation, did you ever want to see a big film version of your First Blood, done completely true to the novel?”  Gracious as ever, he said, “Oh, they did a great job with the movie they made, [director] Ted Kotcheff did a great job.  Watching Sly run around in the woods with that, that tunic thing he wears…” he said, smiling.  “Besides,” he went on, no one’s really interested in Viet Nam anymore, and the money it would take to recreate that era…you’d have to get cars from ‘72…I don’t think that will happen.”

“Yeah,” I said, “But would you want to see it done?  Because I’m going to make it.”

“Well, then you’ll really run into copyright issues with the film studios,” he laughed.

“Oh, I don’t mean anytime soon,” 

I said.  “It’s a long term project.  But I’m going to do it.”  He chuckled.  I think maybe he thought I was joking.

We got out of the cab.  Despite my protestations, he paid for that, too.  “It’s OK, I make more money than you.”  Couldn’t argue with that.

We shook hands again and I told him what a pleasure and honor it was to meet him.  “Listen,” he said, looking down the street.  “What you’re doing is great.  Your energy and openness and enthusiasm remind me of myself when I was beginning.  I think we’re both on a voyage.  Don’t worry about the ending.  It’s the voyage that counts.”  He suddenly and briefly locked eyes with me.  “We’re kindred spirits,” he said. 

So I want tell that ten-year-old kid, thanks for believing.  It came true.  Mission accomplished.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

CHANGING THE FACE OF INDIE THEATER--ONE FESTIVAL AT A TIME

Writer/Editor/Critic Aaron Riccio proclaims a new reviewing policy in reaction to his moving experiences at The Antidepressant Festival.  We knew our theatrical drugs had potency, but damn!

"Congratulations, Brick. Your Antidepressant Festival has successfully anti-depressed me, mainly by reminding me how many good companies there are out there. At the same time, it's also made me more aware of a potential bias on my blog, one of under-representation. The following is an attempt to address that:


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Dear Artist,


Are you involved in a new, full production--as a writer, director, actor, stagehand, &c.--that you think is good? Is it running for at least a week (four performances)? If so, feel free to send me information and an invite to your show. If I am not already booked, I will come and write about it here. (Be forewarned: I will not pull punches that are squarely deserved.)


Sincerely,

Aaron

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I hope that this will help widen the range of shows that I'm currently covering--the off-off-Broadway beat--so that equal weight is given both to new artists and established companies (and vice versa)."



Thank you Mr. Riccio for your generous coverage and for moving the ball forward for Indie Theater Artists!

The Brick

Monday, May 11, 2009

THE TIMES PLAYS ODDBALL WITH THE BRICK

In Summer Stages, The New York Times previews The Antidepressant Festival and concludes that "No one tops the Brick Theater when it comes to oddball concepts for theater festivals."  Inside sources say The Brick beat out Lincoln Center's Sweater Lint Festival and BAM's Pagan Bath Toys Celebration by a nose.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

CHEER UP THE GLOOMY CENTAUR. OR DIE TRYING!

Young Adventurer,

Do you dare to face the sad Centaur without professional counseling? 
There!  The gauntlet is thrown!  Show your mettle!

Time Out New York previews The Antidepressant Festival with this 1980s-era mini video game preview from the creators of Adventure Quest! Play it now to see if you can survive the perilous journey depicted in full 10-color pixelated graphics!  See...the well-rendered Market Square! Witness...the dimly lit apothecary! Thrill to...the same well-rendered Market Square with a broken window!

Be wary of the Octopus Cult and please don't tell us what you do with the Unicorn femur.

Play it here.

Monday, April 27, 2009

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A HOBO: TEN HELPFUL HINTS TO PREPARE FOR THE BRICK'S SHANTYTOWN BALL

Everyone knows how to dress fancy: put on a tie or a dress or something else you buy at the store. But dressing like a hobo – as opposed to a disgusting, friendless slob – requires energy, discipline, and a number of other things we pretend to console ourselves with when we no longer have money.

If you carefully follow our advice, you can arrive at The Brick’s Shantytown Ball on Saturday looking and smelling like you just stepped out of a boxcar.

STEP #1: Hats
We cannot stress this enough: Hobos Wear Hats. If you do not have a hat, you are not a hobo, you are a bum, and will be given the eponymous rush. Hats need not be literal hats: tin cans, burlap sacks and pie plates attached to the head with fraying strands of rope will do nicely.

STEP # 2: Proper Sizing
The hobo’s clothes cannot be “just right” – they must be either painfully small or comically large. A random combination of the two is preferable.

STEP # 3: Personalized Accessories
Inexplicable totems – such as carefully whittled figurines of long-dead statesmen (William Jennings Bryan, Daniel Webster, et al) or bent forks worn on a string around the neck – are excellent conversation pieces and can provide a wonderful excuse for a knife fight when touched without permission.

STEP # 4: The Hobo Rag
Every time a hobo needs to wipe something off his mouth, brow or elsewhere, a hobo rag must be pulled from deep within a pocket. This rag must have gone unwashed for at least two election cycles, and be so well-used that it actually leaves excess residue on one’s person whenever it is applied.

STEP # 5: Patches
At least three per garment – and if any of them use floral fabric be prepared to be called a pansy.

STEP # 6: Shoes
Footwear should either A) not match, B) be full of gaping holes (particularly in the big toe area) or C) cause the wearer to repeatedly groan “Oh, my corns” or “Oh, my bunions” or “Oh, my goddamn corns and bunions.”

STEP # 7: Hair
The more there is, the more dogged and futile should be the effort to contain it. If pomade is unavailable, it’s easy to make your own: just find something sticky (this shouldn’t be difficult) and rub. If a hobo is trying to make a big and ultimately futile show of respectability, a grueling cold-water shave can be attempted on whatever party of the body is relevant.

STEP # 8: Stains
Yes. Each one should have its origin in a different substance and come with a long, complicated backstory that can while away the entire trip from Duluth to Cincinnati.

STEP # 9: Sentimental Letters
They can be from potential employers, former lovers, innocent little sisters who may or may not still be alive, mothers who believed in you back when you still had a shot at being something big, or the Archduke of France – but every self-respecting hobo needs an oft-folded missive of some sort that is pulled out and stared at wistfully during moments of relative calm.

STEP # 10: Confidence
You know what? Everyone else can go to hell – cuz you’re a hobo, son.

Hopefully these easy-to-follow will help you prepare an ineffable costume that will make you the belle of the Shantytown. Remember, pre-purchased tickets are $20 - TWENTY MEASLY DOLLARS - so use the discount code "earlybird" and come on by Saturday dressed as a hobo (or as a flapper or dandy, fine, but that’s a copout). Galapagos, Dumbo, 8pm to midnight. Buy your tix at http://bricktheater.com/shantytown

And if you’re not currently in NYC - aka The Big Dirty, Palookasburg, the City of Brotherly Punching and Stabbing - do please consider sending us a donation, which will allow us to provide sartorial guidance (and do theater and stuff) for another year. Be a home-baked pie cooling on an unguarded windowsill - support The Brick.

Friday, January 16, 2009

TIME OUT NY PROFILES PENNY DREADFUL

Matt Gray (Co-Creator of Penny Dreadful with Bryan Enk) is interviewed by David Cote for The TONY Blog this week. What do we learn about the "byzantine sci-fi retro-melodramatic soap opera?" Is there an alien presence behind it all!?

See Episode #10 (”The Science and the Seance: Two Tales of Love and Horror”) this Sat, January 17 at 11pm [SOLD OUT!] and Sun, January 18 at 2pm. Click here for tickets.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

ANTIDEPRESSANT WATCH: STEPHEN COLBERT

Thursday night, "conservative" Stephen Colbert confessed his addiction to happy pills.

"It's been tough keeping my mood up with the innauguration less than two weeks away," he bemoaned. The Comedy Central pundit then sampled his Innaugural Advent Calendar's daily offering.

"Zoloft? Paxil!"

See him medicate here.

Friday, December 19, 2008

GRANDUNCLE: LAST CALL!

There are still a few tickets left for the final two performances of The Granduncle Quadrilogy, so look sharp!

Meanwhile, some more press:

Greg Burgett in the New York Press:
The Granduncle Quadrilogy, now in its final weekend, seems to have slipped in just under the wire, an impressive ode to lives needlessly centered on conflict and tradition… Inhabiting a world lovingly created by writer Jeff Lewonczyk and director Hope Cartelli, the characters traverse a frosty stage of minimally-adorned white. Wearing expensive looking, perhaps budget-hogging layers of fur and long johns, they parse Granduncle's unreliably remembered life spent eating "puffin's beak" and at a mandated week in "honeymoon camp" (his residence beside "Lake Intestinal" and time atop of "Mount Cranium" imply a rich, interior fantasy state).
And Samantha O'Brien in OffOffOnline:
While multiple deaths on frozen tundra might not be everyone’s idea of holiday cheer, the Brick Theater’s dark comedy, The Granduncle Quadrilogy: Tales from the Land of Ice, makes for good morbid fun. Jeff Lewonczyk’s script so extensively crafts entire cultures with their own lexicons, traditions, and histories that it feels like fictional anthropology. In the cast’s capable hands, even the most peculiar traditions or phrasings (describing smell as “taste for nose” was a favorite of mine) seem natural. Granduncle largely succeeds in telling a good story well—a simple goal, but one too often overlooked or unnecessarily complicated by aggressively experimental or ironic productions. Such a uniquely imaginative show as this is enough to put you in the holiday spirit – no matter how many bodies pile up.
In the interest of fairness, I also feel compelled to mention a review in Time Out New York, with which I have understandable quibbles.

Hope to see you at the show!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

NYTHEATRE.COM'S "PEOPLE OF THE YEAR 2008" INCLUDES 3 BRICK ALUMNI!






Congratulations to Gyda Arber, Michael Criscuolo and Ivanna Cullinan on their citations as nytheatre.com's People of the Year 2008!

All 3 are also Master Masons of The Brick.

What was that you said?

What is the ultra-secret society known as The Master Masons of The Brick?

We can't tell you that.

Friday, December 12, 2008

"WILDLY IMAGINATIVE AND ENGAGING TO THE SENSES"



The greatly anticipated Granduncle review from nytheatre.com’s very own Martin Denton posted today, and we’re thrilled to say that he liked it! Here are some highlights:

It's a funny show, and also a melancholy one; wildly imaginative and engaging to the senses. Jeffrey Lewonczyk … has pulled out all the stops in imagining an alternative universe in which to set his story that is at once weird and off-kilter and incisively familiar. Also Hope Cartelli, the director, who with a crackerjack design team has realized Lewonczyk's imaginary world in vivid and robust detail.

Each of the tales' various thematic ideas give free rein to Lewonczyk's imagination, and the fun derives from seeing how he'll use exotic ingredients like an albatross egg or a mammoth trunk in contexts you just don't see coming. When he gets to create from whole cloth a second new world—in the last piece, when Granduncle's wanderings take him to a land so warm and fertile that you can pick and choose which birds you will eat—Lewonczyk goes into overdrive.

Also, we’ve posted a few new pics on Flickr. Enjoy - or else.

(Photos, as ever, by Ken Stein/Runs With Scissors)

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

OHIO OH NO

The Ohio Theater, one of Manhattan's essential performance spaces, is in danger of closing, according to Alexis Soloski at The Village Voice. We've had a great relationship with them over the years - especially when they were our sister space during Untitled Theater Company #61's Havel Festival in Fall 2006 - and, despite Soho Think Tank Artistic Director Robert Lyons's lack of sanguinity about a long-term solution, we wish them the best in a struggle that too many theater spaces these days are facing.

Monday, December 8, 2008

AND THE 2009 BRICK SUMMER FESTIVAL THEME IS...

... well, rather than just up and TELL you, why don't you treat yourself to the full multimedia treatment, in the form of the video that was presented at Friday night's announcement party?



Ladies and gentlemen, start popping!

THE GRANDUNCLE QUADRILOGY: LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS HERE!


We had a wonderful opening weekend, and thank you to the many individuals who came out to support us during our first three shows.

I’m opening up this page as a set place for audience members to leave comments about the show, whatever those comments may be. We already received a thoughtful and inspiring mini-review of the Friday performance on one of last week’s posts, and if you’d like to read it click here and scroll down.

We also received a generally positive review on Gothamist, which is exciting. Some key quotes:

If Joseph Campbell ever got really baked and told his grandchildren a meandering bedtime story, it might have sounded something like The Granduncle Quadrilogy… There's an endearing 'let's put on a play' charm at work here... the minimalist set proves you don't need much to evoke an alternate reality in the theater. With just a white backdrop suggesting a desolate snow-blind north country, and Julianne Kroboth's elaborately funky costumes of pelts and feathers, director Hope Cartelli transports the audience deep into the tundra.

There are a couple of comments on that post as well, one of which simply says “I dig this play,” the other of which says “FUR IS DEAD,” in reference to the photo (which happens to be the same one at the top of this post). In response to the latter, let me quote Hope, who told me in an email today that “all fur in the piece is recycled vintage that would have otherwise gone to the trash and is better off serving a show then festering in Staten Island!” So in other words, no animals were harmed in the making of this show.

Let the comments commence!

(Photo of Richard Harrington & Fred Backus: Ken Stein/Runs With Scissors)

Thursday, December 4, 2008

A FIRST GLIMPSE AT GRANDUNCLE


(Melissa Roth, Richard Harrington, Fred Backus)

Tonight is the preview performance of The Granduncle Quadrilogy, our last chance to tinker and play before the official opening tomorrow. At last night's dress rehearsal, Ken Stein/Runs With Scissors Photography came by to take some production photos, and the first of them are housed in a set at The Brick's Flickr page. Here's a glimpse; more will follow. Let me say that, as a gratified writer, I am so unbearably excited that my bones are likely to shatter.


(Gavin Starr Kendall, Richard Harrington)


(Richard Harrington and Friend)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

NYTHEATRECAST & BLOG LOVE FROM FLUX

I recently had the always-welcome pleasure of sitting down with Nytheatre.com’s Martin Denton to record a podcast about an upcoming show – in this case (wait for it), The Granduncle Quadrilogy! Equally as pleasant was the fact that, after discussing a bit about the genesis and process of developing Granduncle, Martin asked me to stick around and help him with a rundown of some of the other interesting holiday shows around town. So after you schedule when you’d like to check out The GQ at The Brick, let our witty repartee guide you towards other holiday theater options. Listen to the podcast!

I’d also like to thank August Shulenberg of the Flux Theater Ensemble for giving us a shout-out in the Flux blog, in a new goings-on-about-town feature, Flux Fusion. Earlier this year I was honored to be a featured playwright in Flux’s Imagination Compact (a series of new short plays revolving around the characters of A Midsummer Night’s Dream), and, more recently, I thrilled to the first play in the Flux production of Johnna Adams Angel Eaters Trilogy. Thanks for the good press, Gus!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

THE FEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

As anyone who’s spent more than eleven months around The Brick already knows, we’re known for our festivals. The New York Clown Theatre Festival, the Havel Festival and the Baby Jesus One-Act Jubilee are only a few examples of our past prowess as a Live Entertainment Aggregator.

At the center of our season each year, however, is our summer festival, which has explored a different theme each year since 2004’s Hell Festival. Coming up with an exciting, relevant themes is quite a challenge. We’ll be announcing this year’s Summer Festival Theme at Friday night’s opening party for The Granduncle Quadrilogy (doors open at 10pm!); however, we decided we’d like to share with you, our readers, a few of the discarded festival ideas that litter our pathway to glory. If you have any festival ideas of your own that you feel should be relegated to the gutter, please, share them with us!

FAILED FESTIVAL THEMES

  • The Phlegm Festival
  • The Politeness Festival
  • The Vague Sense of Disquiet Festival
  • The Slow Leaking Gas Festival
  • The Baader-Meinhof Festival
  • The Everybody Poops Festival
  • The John McCain Festival
  • The Festival Conducted Entirely Through Facebook
  • The Just Say No To Hemorrhoids Festival (Sponsored by Preparation H)
  • The Copyright Infringement Festival
  • The Burning Piles of Money Festival
  • The Ramen Noodle Festival
  • The Lawyers, Guns, and Money Festival
  • The Irrelevant-to-Current-Modes-of-Discourse Festival
  • A Gertrude Stein Festival Is a Gertrude Stein Festival Is a Gertrude Stein Festival
  • The Credit Default Swap Festival
  • The Convertible Stock Options Festival
  • The Unknownably Complex Financial Instruments Festival
  • The Hank-Paulson-Is-Cute Festival
  • The Empty Checking Account Festival
  • The Running Low on Our Savings Account Too, Unless We Get Some Real Good Press Festival
  • The Doing-What-We-Do-All-The-Time-Only-More-of-It-In-Less-Time-So-You'll-Pay-Attention Festival
  • The Arts-and-Theatre-Journalists-Don't-Know-Their-Heads-From-Their-Asses Festival
  • The Oh I Don't Know, Something With Kittens, People Like Kittens, Right? Festival
  • The Blowjob Festival (free blowjob with every ticket!)
  • The Eviction Festival

"THE FLIGHT OF THE MAMMOTHS"

The third and final Granduncle Fable created by Piper McKenzie and Yarn AudioWorks (and read so beautifully by Richard Harrington, in the role of Granduncle) has been posted at PiperMckenzie.com. It features audio recordings of ACTUAL MAMMOTHS, captured in the wild by the intrepid Eric Winick. Also, more horrible deaths. Listen to it HERE.