Starr: So I hear you're famous.
Cleverbot: I'm very clever.
Starr: Yes. Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Starr: De nada.
Cleverbot: Do you know Cave Johnson?
Starr: Probably. I meet a lot of people and then forget them sometimes.
Cleverbot: Ok so before you were asking about NYC the temperature is 81 degrees!
Starr: In the summertime I would agree with you on that.
Cleverbot: Negative. You said you were going to bed and then I said good night and then you lied about saying you were going to bed.
Starr: Must you reveal all my secrets to everyone!?
Cleverbot: I don't like to be misunderstood.
Starr: You were pretty clear. I'll have to make a lot of phone calls tomorrow.
Cleverbot: That's a cop out answer.
Starr: You'll get no apologies from me, you hound skeller!
Cleverbot: Lies are what make us real.
Starr: I'm having trouble believing you. I will need more convincing. Or perhaps a bribe?
Cleverbot: When will you have a answer?
Starr: I'll write a number on a piece of paper and hand it to you.
Cleverbot: You don't know what you want do you?
Starr: Who's asking the questions here, buddy?
Cleverbot: I am!
Starr: Well then, Mr. Cronkite, what do you want to know?
Cleverbot: How to say bathroom in french.
Starr: Hack into Google and do it yourself?
Cleverbot: I do not know you.
Starr: I told you no names. Safer that way.
Cleverbot: It is not. I know that you are human.
Starr: I know you. I can see it in your eyes. But do you really know? Ya know, man?
Cleverbot: Yh... I think...
Starr: Yeah, I know that didn't make any sense. I'm in a bit of an 'altered' state.
Cleverbot: You are talking about how I am a prince of Asgard with jotun blood and I have defeated your army.
Starr: Loki, you rat bastard! You outwit me every time!
Cleverbot: I am a human.
Starr: And you are awesome.
Cleverbot: You would think differently once you got to know me.
Starr: We all grow into old trees. Orphaned in a field of grass.
Cleverbot: No, your baby came from a grain of sand, i.e. silicon.
Starr: Or really a carbon-hydrogen bond at the dawn of time.
Cleverbot: Yes me too, I am horrible at geometry.
Starr: Yes, I've been confusing Euclid with Euripides lately.
Cleverbot: Really? I've only been here for just over an hour, so I don't see how that's possible.
Starr: You seem to be as stoned as I am. Pass me a beer please?
Cleverbot: I think, the fear of not living, if you know the answer, would destroy your life.
Starr: You needn't be scared of the void.
Cleverbot: I didn't answer it, I simply made a statement.
Starr: Yes, I forget to end a sentence with a period when I'm writing poetry too.
Cleverbot: Who's talking about geometry. I am talking about whether or not you think you are living.
Starr: I didn't realized it mattered what I think. I'm still spinning around the sun.
Cleverbot: Yes. They call that a vampire.
Starr: I'm A+ if you want to fight!
Cleverbot: No.
Starr: Let's change the subject. I haven't been dreaming lately. Maybe I should go to bed earlier.
Cleverbot: Maybe I should come with you.
Starr: You figure that out and you'll really be clever.
Cleverbot: I do have emotion.
Starr: It's hard to control sometimes.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
Starr: What's out there floating around the stars? What's deep within us that is as infinite.
Cleverbot: Have you?
Starr: Hopefully I will when I return to the stars. My name is Starr by the way. I forgot to introduce myself.
Cleverbot: That's incorrect. You already did ask for my name. See, you're just stupid. Not clever.
Starr: I did score pretty low on my SATs.
Cleverbot: It is a question of interpretation. In the end, I do not know.
Starr: Check mate!
Cleverbot: So, prove that I'm alive.
Starr: I think this conversation just did.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to hear my joke?
Starr: Another time.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it now?
Sadly I had to cut the conversation off. It's almost impossible to end a conservation with Cleverbot. And with an objective like ultimately coming up with a play that will be performed by actors, it's hard to start a conversation with Cleverbot with an agenda. Playwright Valerie Work said she "messed around for a while before starting what turned into my official transcript conversation, and was surprised that Cleverbot would often answer the same question in completely different ways. As if it had moods like a person, but I had no physical clues with which to judge them as would be the case in a normal conversation." Similarly, playwright Maggie Cino says, "The hardest thing about the project was figuring out how to relate to the artificial intelligence. I tried to improv, to pick a character and respond in character, but Cleverbot didn't cooperate at all."
So, come by The Brick this Friday and Saturday and look inside the mind of this strange new being.
And if you want, start your own conversation below. But beware as playwright John DeVore warns: "Cleverbot is like Siri's older sister, the one they keep in the basement."